Port St. Lucie, Florida—The note read: “Can I please make love to you one more time? Please, I will let you play with my phone and you will get an X-box.” Who do you think this note written to? A. A 67-year-old woman. B. A 32-year-old man. C. Santa Claus. D. A 5-year-old girl. It’s only fair to give you a little background first, I guess. The author of that little love note is 27-year-old Robert William Payne. He is married to a woman with a couple of children. He is ‘fascinated’ with the object of his desire. His fantasies have landed him in similar situations before. Need more time to think on it?

Robert Payne
The answer is D. This repugnant, depraved, perverted piece of shit wrote that love note to his wife’s daughter. His wife came across the crumpled up note while cleaning the house on Wednesday…it was addressed to her child. Detective Richard Giaccone said the woman was devestated. “Her world was turned upside down, because not only does she have this terrible incident going on with her own child, just two weeks prior she was at odds with her sister in denial of what she was claiming may or may not have happened to support her husband.” After the woman took the letter to the police department, kudos to her, Payne initially denied writing it. Under further questioning, he fessed. He admitted that he was attracted to the child and had a fascination with her…writing the letter to her was all part of a fantasy. He told investigators that he had exposed himself to the girl on four different occasions and performed a sex act on himself. He also said he once touched the girl’s backside through her clothes. The victim told investigators that Payne had touched her inappropriately while he fondled himself. Payne explained that he is a pervy sack of shit because he had been sexually abused as a child.
Robert William Payne was arrested on four counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition and one count of lewd and lascivious molestation. As far as I can tell, bond has not been set. Surprise! Payne has faced similar accusations before but was never charged due to lack of evidence. Let’s hope this shit sticks….
Payne’s Myspace
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